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Welcome To James White's 50th Birthday Reverse-Surprise Party

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    N*I*F*T*Y ** S*C*H*W*I*F*T*Y ** L*O*O*K ** W*H*O*'*S ** F*I*F*T*Y! 
                  JAMES WHITE IS TURNING 50
              ON THORSDAY AUGUST 20 (20 (20))
    Did you get one of these?
    Do you `2202` much?
    Does this ring a bell?

    So, /turns out,
    James has decided
    to have a socially-distant
    reverse, SURPRISE,
    50th birthday party.



    Which means, join us all on the zooms. You might've been sent beer, so bring it. Or, bring it, regardless.

    Not only that.
    But, mfn @northrup (40!) and @cwage (41!) and (@caged, 40!)
    Have birthdays on Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday.

    Where? If you know the normal Thorsdayâ„¢ Zoom, just get on there. End of day, US Eastern/Central time on 8/20/2020. Until errybody all drops off for the night.

    If you don't know the normal Thorsdayâ„¢ Zoom, just @-mention @inanedrivel on twitter with "u up?" and someone will get back to you shortly...

    © 2112, WebSages, #soggies, Cap'n Crunch, Nashram, The 2202 Institute for Ambulatory Payment Processing, The Actor Known as Heathseals, The Society for Getting James Back to Workâ„¢, The Committee to Promote US Patent #8429075B2, also, Patent #8429075B2, The Committee to Elect Jameswhite's Ass as America's Ass (SuperPAC)®, "My Name is JamesWhite and I Approve This Message".org, et patri filio spiritui sancto, et cetera, et phyllo and spirited pastry, Amen; in perpetuity, world-wide, with all rights (lefts, wrongs, rotes, wroughts, rite?s, wreaths, wraiths, Heaths, theys, we's, waze, drizly, fizzlies, grizzlies, twizzlers, misters, missesters, missed connections, and yolo-ry) reversed, severable, and herein therefore be advised that we've taken care of everything / The words you read / The songs you sing / The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes / It's one for all and all for one / We work together, common sons / Never need to wonder how or why / We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx / Our great computers fill the hallowed halls / We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx / All the gifts of life are held within our walls / Look around, this world we've made / Equality, our stock in trade / Come and join the brotherhood of man / Oh, what a nice contended world / Let the banners be unfurled / Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand / We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx / Our great computers fill the hallowed halls / We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx / All the gifts of life are held within our walls, some settling may occur, neither a borrow nor a lender be, NO WARRANTY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, see also, herein. Consult your physician.


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