Welcome To James White's 50th Birthday Reverse-Surprise Party
YOU CAN CLICK HERE to view the boring, but very readable, text version of the invite.
OR YOU CAN CLICK HERE to view the wild and crazy and maybe noisy version of the invite(!!!!)
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Also, you can see past invites.
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Not only that.
But, mfn @northrup (40!) and @cwage (41!) and (@caged, 40!)
Have birthdays on Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday.
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