It looks like this amazing invite can't do all the amazing and noisy things it would like.
Definitely try this on a big ol' computer. In the meantime, maybe try The TEXT VERSION.
Welcome To James White's 50th Birthday Reverse-Surprise Party
YOU CAN CLICK HERE to view the boring, but very readable, text version of the invite.
OR YOU CAN CLICK HERE to view the wild and crazy and maybe noisy version of the invite(!!!!)