COME TO THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY!
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(btw, you can grab and drag the slidey bits if you need to)
who:
you.
and everyone else fun you know.
and this man.
yes, this man is calling you, trying to tell you to come to this party.
what:
games of chance and skill (read: trickery and debauchery)
olde- AND new-time jams
>= N kegs of *good* beer
washers
dryers
grilled goods 'n farm-fresh produce
ruby programmers!
wigs!
dance party!
bonfire(s)!
anarchists!
hobokids!
indigo vats!
did we mention ruby programmers?
generally, more fun than tigers kissing
the whole night is gonna be like this. only even more amazing.
where / when:
5001 indiana avenue, nashville, TN, 37209
7 pm till the cows come home
nope, not going anywhere anytime soon.
why:
we like you!
plus:
rick and ali are goin' to india for five-and-a-half months!
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the ruby hoedown is comin' to nashville!
N+1 kegs of GOOD beer
woadfest '09!
august birthdays! (tiffany! shana! erika!)
july birthdays! (hilda!)
september birthdays! (ali! robin! noppet!)
heck, let's just celebrate all the 2009 birthdays, mmmkay?!
btw, it's time to drink the cordials we made at kami's birthday!
let's eat cake too! and ice cream, if possible.
bret and steph got hitched!
remember the ruby programmers?!?
bollywood!
we have all these extra exclamation points and we don't know how to use them otherwise!
new jobs!
old jobs!
odd jobs!
don't even go there!
!!!!
did we mention we like you??!??
just drop on by. stay as long as you like. or at least until this guy heads out.
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Century-plant, that is
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yup, you heard right. believe it! check us out online here:
http://india.rickbradley.com/
respondez s'il-vous-plait
will you come to our party?
please tell us so we know
yes
no
perhaps
you'll never know (kinda defeats the purpose of this question, huh?)
about how many people will accompany you?
that is, if you are attending. you needn't count yourself in this response. but if you do, that's okay too. these figures are strictly for estimation purposes.
0
1
2 or more
as many as i can fit on / in my (velocipede, hummer, raptor, back)
what is this, the census?
what is your name?
this will help us to know who you are
please tell us anything else you would like us to know.
we do so enjoy hearing from you.