Throw down at the LOWDOWN HOEDOWN!!!


and everyone else down you know.
get ready for the jam
decades in preparation


generally, more rockin' than Dolemite(*)

where / when:

5001 indiana avenue, nashville, TN, 37209

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

7 pm till ...

You can also RSVP on the Facebook event page!


we like you!


just drop on by. stay as long as you like. you can probably figure out when it's time to go.
(*) Management does not warrant Dolemiteness, Dolemity, Dolemnization, intra-/extra-Dolemic stability, Doldrums, Dumbledores, Commodores, Dole bananas (or other fruits and/or fruit-like foodstuffs or fruit-foods, super- or otherwise), public doles, private doles, Dolomite (sedementary or otherwise), any products, by-products, or side effects of Dolomitization (or Dolemitization) produced in the process of providing entertainment, services, foodstuffs, stuff-foods, acts of skills, acts of God, speed contests, or reckless endangerment; nor indemnify partygoers from variations in quality, volume, sheen, tenor, temper, timbre, technocolor, teflo-color, creflo-a-dollarcolor, grit, grip, grime, graviness, grandeur, or friction, in the Dolemitimity of Joy, Anger, Sadness, and/or Badassitude, including but not limited to hobokids, olde-tyme jammers, karaokenauts, hustlers, bustlers, skeezas, pleezas, hoes, joes, johns, hackers, knackers, wankers, thankers, washers, dryers, grillers, chillers, thrillers, Manila(r)s, farmers, barnstormers, bench warmers, up-and-comers, or partygoers beyond our control. Recourse shall be limited to a reimbursement of fees paid under this Agreement, with confidential documents remaining the sole property of Thrower-down, as defined heretofore and elsewhere in this Agreement or any of its various counterparts, whether executed individually or in aggregate, in holographic ink, as is customary. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours, etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. Offer valid for a limited time. No exchanges.
past performance is not an indicator of future results [ indiana hoedown (2009), international future party (2009), zombie vs. prom pickin' party (2008), communist bloc(k) party (2006), X-toberfest (2000) ]