I don't need no wheels, I don't need no gasoline, cuz the wind that is blowing is blowing like a smoke machine.

© 2525, The Nashram Society, adherant to all successors and assigns, parties, counterparties, slumber parties, concerned parties, after parties, hotel lobbies, and generally just going up to the room to hit that cashed bowl when the champagne is all drank; does hereby and henceforward, without prior limit nor constraint, nor malice or Alice aforethought (and nary an afterthought), discourage and disgorge with discord (Brit., dischord), en voyage and engorge with encores ([sic] (([semper tyranis])) (car cdr caddr (map fn () (if (t nil) (nil t))))), and remit under terms enforced by governing agreements and covenants (with or without associated Ark(s) in evidence) in accordance with the law of the (Late (Great)) State(s) of Tennessee, Madagascar, sobriety, or sufficiency, all debts public or private, e pluribus unum, so help us Zod, for thine is the kingdom the power and the glow sticks; as outlined in section J, subsection iii, part b, and participle "am partying", as amended, those rights not explicitly granted to Congress shall devolve to the Citizenry, particularly the partygoers, whistleblowers, lawn mowers, mammary show-ers, grammary flow-ers; in accordance with the principles of stare decisis, we find that the relevant citation is to ROLLER-ICE, INC. et al. v. SKATING CLUBS OF GEORGIA, INC. (192 Ga. App. 140) (384 SE2d 235), henceforth refer to THE SOCIETY as "Sparkles" in further proceedings; with neither party (parties) nor go-ers (flow-ers) acting as fiduciary, proxy, representative, pro se, po-e-tray, attorney in fact, de jure, demure, Demi Moore, or Bruce (or Brut) Willis, for a limited time only, par value $0.0001, not valid in all juridictions (Michigan $0.10, however), some settling may occur (never settle), unless pre-empted by Act of God, games of chance, or (4 minutes to) Wapner, all claims subject to underwriting and assessment. I mean, the beer is free, for Chrissakes. Just don't worry about it, and limit surfing down the stairs on cafeteria trays to max like 3 trips per "person". Capisce? My lawyer might even be at the party. Talk about potential conflicts of interest!