(*) Management does not warrant Hal, halite, halide, Halitosis, Halloween, Hal Mumme, Oh Hell No,
Halliburton, Halibut (or similar or dissimilar seagoing or land-locked fish, fish foods, fish-stuff,
fish sticks/stix, Sunday fish fries, Krunkfish, Kingfish, kings of {fish, Leon, jungle, sea, etc., et al,
id est, quid pro quo, ad infinitum, ex ante, e pluribus unum, auntie em, antidiluvianitarianism, anti-matter,
Anne Hathaway, In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, RIP Amy Winehouse, Ann Boleyn}), Halifax,
Nova Scotia, lox, pox (on your houses, or domiciles, rental properties, and/or investment/timeshare vehicles),
rocks, rolls, moss gathering stones, and other fill material, granite, garnets, marmite, marmots, David Mamet,
Claude Monet, Janelle Monae, Mayonnaise, vegannaise, or erstwhile dairy/non-dairy or diamond-alike semi-precious jewels; any issues or side-effects caused by proper or improper re-entry, re-calibration, consumption
or non-consumption of space oddities, or soundtrack likenesses thereof, contact or non-contact with aquemini,
hegemony, monotony, autonomy, lobotomy, phlebotomy, the bottom 'me, debauchery, re-bauchery, three-bauchery,
tree-bauchery, bacchus, back-you, back dat up, crank that up, hit that up, or get it up; whether in commission
or non-commission of aeronautical or astronautical navigation, consecration, constipation, conflagration,
capitulation, capitalization, or other games of skill, sport, speed, or reckless endangerment; partygoers shall
not be held indemnified nor unindemnified for acts of malice, forethought, lack of foresight, palace music,
alice coltrane, alice in chains (RIP Layne Staley), variations in atmospheric pressure, coloring, uniformity,
uniforms, uninformity, unicorns, jewnicorns (hi, Yossef!), jamiroquai, Gemini, the geminids, perseids,
leonids, delta aquarids, eye lids, tupperware lids, and/or but not limited to skoal can lids; prince albert
in a can (let him out!), and Red Man in the pouch (or de-pouched under Rabbinical supervision); Daisy, Daisy,
give me your answer, do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you; It won't be a stylish marriage - I can't
afford a carriage, But you'd look sweet on the seat Of a bicycle built for two; party management makes no
warranties or guarantees that DJ Dave, Hal, or other party officials can or cannot open the pod bay doors
under normal or abnormal, pressurized, or un-pressurized conditions, nor can the location nor condition of
crew members Bowman nor Poole, monoliths, anomolies, or LaGrange points in and/or around party premises.
Under no circumstances shall defective monoliths be returned or be exchanged for other merchandise or refund,
cash, credit, or indentured servitude.
